Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes. And cats. Especially on our "Thanks receiving" day. Besides, turkeysare our favorite pets. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world
?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq andAfghanistan.
Q: Why doesn"t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
Q: Why you are the only kid in your family?
A: Because my parents don"t fuck with everybody.
Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.
-----------oh,my god!
原来是英文!
-----------问:中国人吃
狗肉吗?
答:吃,还吃
猫呢,尤其是在“我们的感恩节”这天吃。另外火鸡是我们最喜爱的宠物,在中国只有
盲流才吃火鸡。
问:中国日益强大了,中国政府是不是要称霸世界呢?
答:当然了,我们只要一强大了就马上侵略伊拉克和阿富汗。
问:为什么中国政府不把西藏归还给喇嘛?
答:因为喇嘛要帮助西米诺尔人夺回佛罗里达州。(译者注:西米诺尔人是由各个早期的克里克部落组成的北美印第安人,从18到19世纪迁入佛罗里达州北部,后来也居住在埃弗格莱兹地区,现在居住在俄克拉何马州和佛罗里达州南部。西米诺尔战争结束后大部分西米诺尔人迁移到印第安准州。来源:金山词霸2005)
问:中国制造的产品的价钱都很低吧?(意为质量差)
答:是的,如果我们使用奴隶的话,价钱会更低。
问:为什么你家只有你一个小孩?
答:因为我的父母不是与每个人都发生过性关系。
问:中国有14亿人口,你们该怎么办呢?
答:找到另外一个星球,杀光那上面的当地人口,再把家搬过去。
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-----------当然了,我们只要一强大了就马上侵略伊拉克和阿富汗。
-----------I agree with you.
-----------因为我的父母不是与每个人都发生过性关系。